Egg McMuffin Schmegg SchmcSchmuffin. (Did you say that out loud? Did you sort of think you sounded like Sean Connery? Do you feel embarrassed now? There, there.) Who needs fast food breakfast when you can whip this delicious concoction together!? It's so easy, even Sean Connery can do it (I know that Bond has many talents but do you EVER see him cook?). English muffins, a leeeeeedle bit of butter, egg salad and crispy baked pancetta (or bacon, whatevs). I HIGHLY recommend you go to M Street Kitchen if you're ever in the LA area and pick up their Homemade English Muffins. They're the stuff love songs are written about.
*A reeeeeally old post on how to hard boil eggs.