Let's talk about the movie Silver Linings Playbook for a second. Have you seen it? It's great, with really incredible characters. One of my favorites is the mom, this sweet lady surrounded by neurotic men. Every Sunday she makes something called "Crabby Snacks and Homemades." Crabby Snacks I can sort of envision but what the heck is a "Homemade"?? I don't think I even want to know, I love it. I want to be that mom. I want my kids to RUN home for Homemades, at any age. I want to be famous for them. I want their spouses one day to feel inferior because they can't make them quite like me.
Ok that might be a little evil. I swear I'll make a nice mother-in-law. But it would bring me pure (evil) joy to be able to pass down certain tricks, like Homemades, or like this perfectly soft-boiled egg. I can't take credit for figuring it out, this blog can. I'm telling you, it's easy. And once you've finished, if you don't immediately break it apart over avocado toast, you're a mental person. Just like in the movie.
(Also, remember Avocado and Egg Pizza?)