Yesterday, my blog turned two.
That might be me at two. Mom? Yes?
I'm not trying to terrify you with vintage clowns...
or strangle your chubby necks with those tight-ass birthday hats.
Just want to say THANK YOU. For reading.
This blog has brought joy to my heart and butter to my thighs,
and I don't regret a single post.
Fine maybe I regret this one a little bit.
(I promise I will have something new for you tomorrow)