Listen guys, I know I've been slacking. I've been gone for almost 2 weeks and haven't cooked a thing in that time. I went to the market yesterday and wandered around aimlessly like I had forgotten how to food shop. What's this cart thing? Why are all these people here? WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?! Last night I cooked dinner that took me 3 hours to make. How do I chop? Where do I keep the strainer again? WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?
What I'm trying to convey here is I'm a mess and need direction. What do you want me to cook?
This is unrelated to my whining rant, but you must see this. Myself AND the blog made a special appearance on the local NBC news station in my hometown of Eagan, Minnesota.
I don't know who that woman is, but I want to know her. I want her to replace every, single female news anchor in Los Angeles.