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Model.

2/18/11

I've decided I'm going to start modeling for food-related products. All of them. I will be so rich, more so than her. Just look at how convincing I am...


That is SCREAMING, "buy tin foil." I emit the art of persuasion.


So please contact your local food-related product company, and tell them I'm available.


(Let's pretend this never happened.)

6 comments:

Mark said...

sometimes...only sometimes...i worry about you.

Stevie said...

omg. I laughed like it was Hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Jessi Kaufman said...

i adore you.

Gretchen said...

Egads.

iamchasingthirty said...

Oh my goodness I love you. Thank you.

Colleen said...

Good. Good. Grief.

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