...chop onions. And this is why:
I thought long and hard about sharing this photo with you people.
Don't do it, Siri, you look like a baby being born. Oh, be quiet Self, I look naturally beautiful. What?! Are you smoking drugs again?? You look like a Smurf suffering from the world's worst migraine. Don't be mean, my readers will understand. Understand what? That your Rudolph Nose and Pimple Forehead made your eyes disappear?
Well, my "nicer" and "I don't care what you think" self won the argument, so there you have the photo of the year. Siriously, though, my eyes burn like I've set them on fire when I chop onions. I cry, I lose vision, and I have to take a 15 minute break before I continue cooking.
Anyone else experience this?