Have you ever had a Have'a Chip? Corn, soy bean oil, a dash of lime and soy sauce - which probably means MSG or crack cocaine. Who cares? They're so good. If you can't find them where you're from, I suggest you turn to Amazon. Siriously. (Look what I did!)
They're ridiculous. I could eat an entire bag of these in the length of one TV commercial.
I'm really sad that I just measured time that way...