Is there some sort of underground menu at Quiznos that I don't know about??
Carson came home one day RAVING about this amazing sandwich he just had at Quiznos. The #13. Oh my god, he said, there's absolutely nothing special about it but it's ridiculous. Well, when anyone talks about food with any amount of passion, I must try.
Off I went to Quiznos one day. After staring at their confusing menu, I came to the obvious conclusion that the sandwiches only went up to #12. What? He was VERY clear, it was the #13. So, with little confidence that's what I ordered. The lady said, sure, took my money, and I was eating a delicious #13 minutes later. At that point I probably should have asked her why it wasn't on the menu but I felt like I had gotten away with something I shouldn't have, and if I were to bring it up she would surely take my lunch from me.
Today, there I was back at Quiznos. Here's what happened:
Me: "The #13 please."
Me (quietly): "13."
Dude (pointing at menu): "They go up to 12."
Me: "But, before. I ordered, and she gave it to me. Thirteen."
Me: "Can I order the #10 plus the #3 then?"
I'm so confused. What happened to my delicious number??
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