Cactus Fruit Cocktail

We have cactus fruit, otherwise known as "prickly pears," growing in our backyard. I think the latter name is more appropriate because these little suckers HURT. We didn't even know they were there until one day our friend noticed them and quickly asked for an oven mitt. Cut to me, throwing out the prickly, destroyed oven mitt and then later, performing surgery on our friend's prickly hands. NO BUENO.

But, doesn't that drink look yummy? Should I risk it for Cinco de Mayo? Hmm...