Before that "Dye-Everything-Like-Entire-Rivers-Green Holiday" I was talking about the other day, there is another festive occasion I need to celebrate and that is... my son's 2nd birthday. I know, I don't understand either. It's thrilling, of course, but at the same time I want to swaddle him up in a blanket and take him back to the hospital and ask Oksana the Scary Nurse to let us stay because he's ONLY A NEWBORN!!!
But he's not, he's two, so let's move on to his birthday cake. I need your help. Sort of. I sort of already know what I'm going to do but I want your help anyway.
He's obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. And he's obsessed with Yo Gabba Gabba. Hmm... what's a mother-who-let's-her-son-watch-too-much-TV to do...