Are you kidding me, technology?? I am writing this approximately 35,000 feet above you. That's right, because of GoGo Inflight Service, I am talking to you from an airplane. Thanks be to man-made things.
My son and I are tagging along on a business trip with my boyfriend, therefore we're seated in first class! Right now, he is asleep at my feet (that's safe, right?) and I am pondering my menu...
Prawns or Holiday Sandwich?? You're right, all I care about is the ice cream and cookies.
Look at these fancy chefs!
Okay, turbulence. Please. Don't. Wake. Up. My. Son.