Mr. Burger With No Bun Orderer

You know those Real Men of Genius radio commercials? I wrote one once. If you know a Very Important Person at Bud Light will you please send them this so that I can make loads of money or at least get free beer for life? And if you don't like it, will you keep it to yourself? Because I'm sensitive.


Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius

-Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Burger With No Bun Orderer

-Mr. Burger With No Bun Orderer!

You'll find any way to eat a burger sans the bun... whether served in a bowl, wrapped in lettuce, or stacked between two portobello mushroom caps.

-I'd like my burger in a salad...

Still a devout follower of the Atkins diet last popular in 2002, you'll put bacon, ham, or another burger on top of your burger... as long as it isn't bread.

-I don't eat carbs!

Even though your girlfriend orders her burgers the normal way, you're not ashamed to eat your turkey patty with a fork and knife.

-Silverware and burgers...

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light and enjoy that Big Mac, which isn't as big as every one else's.

-Mr. Burger With No Bun Orderer