How I Spend Afternoon Nap Time

I sit down. I breath, and relax. For 20 seconds. Then I pee. I pick up pieces of hot dog from the floor. I turn on Food Network. I go to the cupboard, and I see yeast. How long have I had that yeast, I wonder? Then, I wonder if I have a bread cookbook. Why yes, I most certainly do. I pick up My Bread, by Jim Lahey. I have never picked it up before. I open it to a random page. It is for Peanut Butter and Jelly Bread. What?? That's absurd, I think. I must make that this instant, I think. Or should I sit back down and relax for more than 20 seconds?

I make up my mind.

Here's Step 1, it has to sit for 12 hours.


To be continued...