I've decided I'm going to start modeling for food-related products. All of them. I will be so rich, more so than her. Just look at how convincing I am...
That is SCREAMING, "buy tin foil." I emit the art of persuasion.
So please contact your local food-related product company, and tell them I'm available.
(Let's pretend this never happened.)
sometimes...only sometimes...i worry about you.
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ReplyDeletei adore you.
ReplyDeleteEgads.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I love you. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGood. Good. Grief.
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